A wise man once said, “Whether it’s Lord Disick, Sir Disick, Count Disick—becoming royal is really going to get the respect that I deserve…I need to be walking around like royalty.” 

Who’s the wise man, you ask? The one and only Scott Disick.

During a 2012 episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians titled, “The Royal Treatment,” Scott took a trip to London and realized that he was born to be a Lord. So, as one does, the dad of Mason Disick, 13, Penelope Disick, 10, and Reign Disick, 8, discovered how to buy royal title thanks to a quick Google search and went through with a ceremony to officially be dubbed Lord Disick. 

“I’m feeling royal,” Scott, who split from Kourtney Kardashian in 2015, said at the time. “This whole being knighted ceremony to becoming a Lord is pretty amazing. I don’t really know what’s going on. I’m loving it. This is fantastic.”